Why is this? They’re tiny. Yes, the wheels are missing, but they don’t add that much height.
No, really. You could probably fit at least one in one of the current Steam Tanks. Like a clanking, hissing Tervigon, you could have a Steam Tank give birth to little baby Steam Tanks.
My first thought was, “This is so small, I bet I could hide it behind cavalry.” I could do this list as a goof, only up the douche factor by hiding those Stanks behind the block of Inner Circle jerkfaces.
Did I mention how small it was?
Later, I was talking about it (because, in case you hadn’t noticed, I’m excited about the find), and Eric suggested that it might be small enough to run as a Doom Flayer.
I’m not sure that it is, but it’s definitely right for something ratty that wouldn’t pass OSHA codes.