





So, I knocked out a Necron test model over the weekend.
I don’t like it. I don’t think it works at all.
The highlights don’t work well. The model’s boring. It looks odd. The proportions look off thanks to the black / bone contrast.
The face looks creepy, but just doesn’t work.
I’ve been thinking about how I need an “I don’t give a fuck” army, where I get to see how the other half (folks who just want to play and don’t care about the hobby aspect of the game) lives. It just takes me so damn long to paint an army, it gets frustrating, you know?
I thought Necrons could be that army: I think they’re neat, but I’m not emotionally invested in them or anything. That’s why I thought maybe I could get away with something so explicitly unoriginal.
Also, holy poop, I’m terrible at wet-blending.
Back to the drawing board!
Here’s the list I threw together. I’m sure that it only bears passing resemblance to any Necron list I’d be playing six months from now, but I’ve got to start somewhere, right?
Necron Test List – 1,850
HQ
Nemesor ZandrekhElites
Triarch Stalker
Triarch StalkerTroops
Warriors x20
– Cryptek – Eldritch Lance, Solar Pulse
Warriors x9
– Cryptek – Eldritch Lance, Gaze of Flame
– Ghost Ark
Warriors x10
– Ghost ArkFast Attack
Canoptek Scarabs x6
Canoptek Scarabs x5Heavy Support
Annihilation Barge
Annihilation Barge
Canoptek Spyder x3 – Fabricator Array, Gloom Prism
I proxied everything with AT-43 Therians, which wasn’t terribly inappropriate (though they were all on bases that were too big).
I ended up playing against Ashley‘s Slaaneshi Daemons. It was pretty brutal: I wrecked them pretty badly. That shouldn’t be too much of a surprise: these Necrons are really hot when it comes to zapping infantry… and she had a lot of infantry. I’ve got to get in a few games against Imperial Guard to see how it copes (if at all) with a parking lot full of transports.
Some observations: