So, I went to NOVAOpen 2024

II went to NOVA!

I got there Wednesday, without too much heartburn and only spent about 15 minutes finding a place to park in the Escher-esque hellscape that was the hotel parking garage*. Checked in, chatted with folks, ate dinner in my room.

Thursday I did play in the Infinity tournament and had a blast. The Infinity space probably had the worst (or second-to-worst) ventilation of all of the gaming rooms (by dint of smallness), but it was objectively excellent nevertheless. My air quality monitor reported CO2 levels that were “might as well be outside” and “better than your basement gaming space” for the entire duration.

Just look at that: the red spikes are my drive in to and out of the District. In between is the hotel and Infinity space!

Three good games, executed badly: I only finished all three rounds with one of my games, which isn’t ideal, but I did enjoy all of them and I hope my opponents did, too. My slate went Morats, Invincible Army, Morats.

Obviously I felt great about the space and was ready to sign up to play on Friday as well, but as soon as my third round ended I realized I hurt. Tournaments are physically quite demanding, and I’d forgotten that. And although the point kind of had been to exhaust myself cramming as much Infinity into the NOVA weekend as possible, I don’t think that’s in the cards any more for me… so I decided to head home after Thursday’s event. And, once I started thinking about seeing my wife, my buttsniffers, and sleeping in my own bed I couldn’t get out of there fast enough.

Shopping was minimal! I didn’t need much!

I bought some really nice from Baron of Dice that feel great in the hand and to roll and I think gave me a really great distribution of rolls throughout the day. I’m a convert!

I got a few paints: I’ve had trouble finding Skavenblight Dinge, and grabbed some bright pink speedpaints. I also got a dropper of the Monument titanium white that’s become a kind of cargo cult thing locally (verdict: it’s actually really good! but the bottle is absolute trash!).

Briefly considered some Steel Rift but having some partially painted from two years ago at home kept me from making that mistake. Might have gotten something from Catalyst, but I (FINALLY) got my address verification email for the Mercenaries Kickstarter, and that inoculated me against that. Was ready to make a poor spending decision on Warcrow but talked myself out of it when I realized the bundle was either a really bad deal or the book was insanely expensive (or both).

So: no new minis. I did hop online and, full of renewed vigor for Infinity order a couple of boxes to flesh out my Shasvastii and Morat options. (No need to agonize about paying full MSRP vs online discounts: nobody on-site had them: only Warsenal had any Infinity, and that was just a token selection).

That’s all! No other shopping (good on me)!

* I’m a simple suburban bumpkin. I expect there to be parking spots and for cars to go into those spots. By the time I left, it was a chaos of vehicles shoved into spaces (not necessarily parking spaces): cars double-parked across multiple motorcycle spaces, cars just parked behind other cars, a Tesla SUV just shoved between two pillars it was able to squeeze between (I think the driver had to get out through the trunk). I was more than a little freaked out by the utter anarchy of it all.

So, I’m Going to NOVA Open

My household remains COVID-cautious. We socialize outdoors and, when indoors outside of our home, we mask up. I’ve been to my FLGS to game twice since I ran the Old Dominion Disagreement in Feb 2020 (both times in the last six months) and both times I had serious concerns about airflow (which is why it’s only been twice).

I love NOVA. It’s my convention, the one I get to go to. I’ve been to all of them (well, not the first cook-out one that was less formal – but all of them since the one at the Dulles Convention Center). The last two, though, I’ve only stopped by for a few hours to tell myself I’d been there and do some shopping.

I’m reasonably confident that the air flow is going to be better at the hotel than at the store, I’m going to be there anyway, and I’m going a little nuts. So: I’m going to play at NOVA this year. I’ve checked with my buddy who’s running Thursday’s ITS, who gets my situation, and he’s OK with me showing up playing a game and deciding the vibes (aka air quality, crowding, etc) are bad and peace-ing out.

I’m not planning on that, though: my hope is that vibes are great (air is OK), the N95 isn’t too oppressive for 8 hours, and so on. If that’s the case, I’ll be able to get through the day. In fact, because I really want this to work, I’m packing models and lists to play in Friday’s Narrative tournament as well, in case at end of day Thursday I think it’s a good idea!

Because I have major anxiety about finding parking (listen: entering the District is really fucking stressful if it’s not a thing you do often), I’ll actually heading out and checking in Wednesday night. I think it’s better setting myself up for success to avoid having to get up early, drive into town (in traffic) and find parking immediately before diving into the thing I’m going to spend all day doing. And, because it’ll be helpful to know I have a place to duck into, unmasked, to eat if I need it, I won’t be checking out until Friday… so if playing Friday is in the cards I’m set for that, too.

I’ll probably be less social than normal; it’s going to be a lot of time masked and if being anti-social in the evenings means I’m more likely to get to play in the events during the day: that’s a worthwhile trade-off. But just in case I’ll be bringing TAG Raid with me, too.

Dead Man’s Hand – Red Hand Posse

I’m overdue to post about my Dead Man’s Hand and my esteem for it (my current state is “this is as close to The Perfect Game as it gets”), but: later.

Instead, I’m going to post some draft house rules I wrote up to put the Dracula’s America Red Hand Posse models I just finished painting. I’m underwhelmed by the Dracula’s America system, but I like these models: they’re cool, slouching, sinister. I’m also compelled to Weird Up any normal game, so here we are.

The Red Hand Posse

Faction Abilities

“He have always the strength in his hand of twenty men”

Characters labeled (V) are Vampires. They gain +1 HtH (included in the statline). Face cards may only be used in relation to Vampires. If a Vampire wins a Hand to Hand contest, they may take a free Recover action for each point of difference.

“Being stronger, have yet more power to work evil”

As Cowboys – Tough as Old Boots

Characters

#CharacterWeaponHitsNerveShootHtHRep
1Broodsire (Boss) (V)Pistol52++1+16
0-1Carpathian GuardPistol, Handweapon43++104
0-2Broodkin (V)Pistol42+0+13
2+Fledgelings (V)Pistol, Rifle, or Repeater44+0+12
0-6ThrallsPistol; up to 1 may have Rifle or Repeater36+-1-11

Action Cards

J♠ – “He can be as bat” – Play at the beginning of the activation of one of your Vampires. Each Move action allows them to move 20cm and ignore any intervening terrain or vertical movement.

Q♠ – “…and man is weak” – Play during the activation of one of your Vampires on an opposing character in LOS of that Vampire. Move the opposing character 10cm as if it were your own. The Move may not be made to fall off a roof or other piece of terrain or move off the gaming area. OR this may also be used to cancel an opposing character’s Duck Back Reaction if made in LOS of a Vampire (activation is still used).

K♠ – “…of cunning more than mortal” – Play when one of your Vampires declares an Interruption. Your Vampire may react as if their Initiative card were the Joker; there are no restrictions or limits on their Duck Back movement during this interruption.

A♠ – “Multiplying the evils of the world” – Play at the end of the turn if you still have a Vampire in play and an opposing non-Vampire’s character has been taken Out of Action earlier in the game. Place a new Thrall under your control as close to the location of the OoA character’s location as possible.

Commentary

  • These haven’t seen the table yet, so they’re all theoretical.
  • I don’t know how I feel about just lifting the Cowboy Tough as Old Boots rule – it’s kind of exactly what I’d like them to have, though. Might want to make it somewhat better, but limit use to Vampires.
  • Obviously, I want to tie as much as I can to Vampires because they’re cool.
  • Stats are all lifted from the Desperado faction: trading the ability to take Shotguns for the +1 HtH bonus for Vampires. The thought being that these guys shouldn’t be running up to you and blasting with both barrels… they should be running up and snacking on people.
  • That +1 HtH bonus is probably not high enough. HtH is extremely swingy and maybe they need more to tilt it to make up for pushing engaging in it.
  • Actually pretty satisfied with the face card abilities. Won’t know if they skew stronger or weaker than other face cards without getting them on the table, but they feel flavorful and right.
  • The only reason that Carpathian Guard option is in there is because one comes in the box for these guys

It Came from the Lightbox: Bushido Ryu

Semi-locally, Bushido’s picking up some more heat which has forebrained it for me. One of the ways this manifested was an impulse to paint up the older Bushido 3E starter. It comes with 3 Ryu and 3 Ito models, and it’s kind of a good little demo box.

It Came from the Lightbox: Night Goblins

(I prefer “Night Goblins” to “Gloomspite Gitz.”)

First off, I painted up the Gobbapalooza, because it seems like they’re incredibly useful and common to see in Destruction warbands in Warcry. They came, of course, in a box with a bunch of other Goblin models… so I moved on and painted most of those, too.

Gobbapalooza

Other Night Goblins

Legions Imperialis Token Holder

I was immediately frustrated by the tokens that come packed in the Legions Imperialis box. They look fine: they’re a bit small, but I could trivially punch them out and bubble sticker them like any other respectable Infinity player… but half of them are double-sided!

GW can’t seem to QC their way out of having two departments working on a thing to mutually exclusive ends. Orders are chosen secretly and placed by the unit. Double-sided tokens defeat that purpose. It’s also super weird that only half of them are double-sided.

So: I can fix this.

I’d just had a breakthrough with multicolor printing. This isn’t a new thing, but it was new to me. Nothing fancy: not a multi-material printer… just swapping filaments at the appropriate layer.

Designing the tokens was pretty easy. But how to store them?

I started with a cylinder. Magnets on the bottom to hold it in place, magnets on the top to hold the lid down. I think it’s pretty cool… but with a game where 99% of the models are less than an inch tall it quickly became clear it was impractical.

Settled on a tray, which is quite a bit shallower.

I printed off 25 of each token and made a tray that holds them. Also magnets on the top and bottom as with the cylinder.

I’ve only gotten a ton of positive feedback on them, and have had a couple of commissions to print them for other folks. 25 is too many, so I’ve been running off subsequent trays with 20 tokens.

This is the most recent one I’ve printed (I haven’t dropped it off, which is why I have it to photograph).